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What makes you think I am spying on you?

What makes you think I am spying on you? is a post from: Conservative Calling

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What do you mean, am I corrupt or incompetent? Why can’t I be both?

What do you mean, am I corrupt or incompetent? Why can’t I be both? is a post from: Conservative Calling

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Fascinating Facts About The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier

How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the tomb of the Unknowns and why? 21 Steps: It alludes to the twenty-one gun salute which is the highest honor given any military or foreign...

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Take responsibility for once, you nitwit. George stopped blaming others when...

Take responsibility for once, you nitwit. George stopped blaming others when he was like four. is a post from: Conservative Calling

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And wait…here’s the best part…then they said, “Do you realize you’re under...

And wait…here’s the best part…then they said, “Do you realize you’re under oath?” is a post from: Conservative Calling

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To tell you a secret, I really want to know why people were stupid enough to...

To tell you a secret, I really want to know why people were stupid enough to vote for me twice. is a post from: Conservative Calling

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Yeah, yeah, I know…my bullshit is getting a little out of hand, but I’ve only...

Yeah, yeah, I know…my bullshit is getting a little out of hand, but I’ve only got three and a half years left. is a post from: Conservative Calling

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48…49…50. Why are there only 50 stars on that flag?

48…49…50. Why are there only 50 stars on that flag? is a post from: Conservative Calling

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A Black Reporter Summarizes Barack Obama!

The below summarization of Barack and Michelle Obama’s 5 year reign in the White House is by far the best I’ve ever read as it squarely hits the nail on the head. And it took a black reporter writing...

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I’d have something constructive to say here, Vlad, but I don’t have my...

I’d have something constructive to say here, Vlad, but I don’t have my teleprompter. is a post from: Conservative Calling

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Huh, Rush Limbaugh actually makes sense when you listen to him.

Huh, Rush Limbaugh actually makes sense when you listen to him. is a post from: Conservative Calling

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Can’t remember – did I already use that lie or not?

Can’t remember – did I already use that lie or not? is a post from: Conservative Calling

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Save at least this much of America for me. I’ll need something to screw up too.

Save at least this much of America for me. I’ll need something to screw up too. is a post from: Conservative Calling

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Wolf, there are days when even I don’t believe half of the things I say anymore.

Wolf, there are days when even I don’t believe half of the things I say anymore. is a post from: Conservative Calling

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Mr. President, you can stop now. You’ve already given me more material than I...

Mr. President, you can stop now. You’ve already given me more material than I can use before my contract ends. is a post from: Conservative Calling

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…and the best part is, if you like your nukes, you can keep them.

…and the best part is, if you like your nukes, you can keep them. is a post from: Conservative Calling

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Barry, if they ever find out I’m the brains of this outfit, we’re screwed.

[poll id="567"]Barry, if they ever find out I’m the brains of this outfit, we’re screwed. is a post from: Conservative Calling

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Uh oh, my nose IS getting bigger!

Uh oh, my nose IS getting bigger! is a post from: Conservative Calling

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And….poof! That’s how you make trillions of dollars disappear, kids!

[poll id="570"]And….poof! That’s how you make trillions of dollars disappear, kids! is a post from: Conservative Calling

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A fictional character millions of people worship in hopes of getting free...

A fictional character millions of people worship in hopes of getting free stuff, and Santa Claus is a post from: Conservative Calling

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